Home Maintenance, Laborers, Dock

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  1. Name: Marcel "Dock Goon" Bédard
  2. I am otherwise known as Dock Goon here at Aikens.
  3. 2011 is my fifth season at the lodge.
  4. This is the story about how I ended up at Aikens :
    I was hired as a guide, but I liked playing in grease more than playing with a fishing rod. Ever since then, I've been dockside.
  5. When I'm not at Aikens, I'm driving a zamboni.
  6. The strangest thing I've ever eaten is a live goldfish from a wedding centerpiece.
  7. I look my best when I'm wearing a clean pair of birch bark underwear.
  8. If I could have one superpower, I would choose something that would let me catch a trophy on this lake.
  9. My most memorable fishing moment at Aikens is going to be when I land a trophy.

 
Aikens Lake Staff - First Class Service for your Corporate Retreat!
  1. Name: Alex Deezar
  2. I am otherwise known as Deez here at Aikens.
  3. 2011 is my first season at the lodge.
  4. This is the story about how I ended up at Aikens :
    I woke up here.
  5. When I'm not at Aikens, I’m whoever you want me to be, just call me.
  6. The strangest thing I've ever eaten is beaver.
  7. I look my best when I'm wearing a mustache.
  8. If I could have one superpower, I would choose Trophy-Vision.
  9. My most memorable fishing moment at Aikens is watching Brad fail to set the hook 9 times out of 10.

 
Aikens Lake Staff - First Class Service for your Corporate Retreat!
  1. Name: Brad Schneider
  2. I am otherwise known as Schneids here at Aikens.
  3. 2011 is my first season at the lodge.
  4. This is the story about how I ended up at Aikens :
    My good pal from high school named Alex Laser worked here last summer and told me to apply this year. Thankfully all went well and I got the job!
  5. When I'm not at Aikens, I'm going to school at the University of Manitoba, hoping to receive my Bachelor's degree in Phys. Ed in the future.
  6. The strangest thing I've ever eaten is beaver.
  7. I look my best when I'm wearing my cheetah print man-thong.
  8. If I could have one superpower, I would choose.... The power to read people's minds.
  9. My most memorable fishing moment at Aikens is catching a 35" pike off the dock.

 
Aikens Lake Staff - First Class Service for your Corporate Retreat!
  1. Name: Tyler Koshowski
  2. I am otherwise known as Tyler here at Aikens.
  3. 2011 is my first season at the lodge.
  4. This is the story about how I ended up at Aikens :
    I came as a guest and I decided I would like to work here, so I applied.
  5. When I'm not at Aikens, I'm breeding thoroughbred racehorses, cave diving and studying biotechnology on the side.
  6. The strangest thing I've ever eaten is a wasabi roll, which is a sushi roll with only wasabi in the middle.
  7. I look my best when I'm wearing a full snorkeling attire.
  8. If I could have one superpower, I would choose the ability to read minds.
  9. My most memorable fishing moment at Aikens is catching consecutive 25, 26 and 27 inch walleye (and not 28).

 
Aikens Lake Staff - First Class Service for your Corporate Retreat!
  1. Name: Joël Claude Ritchot
  2. I am otherwise known as Joe here at Aikens.
  3. 2011 is my first season at the lodge.
  4. This is the story about how I ended up at Aikens :
    Jean broke his foot.
  5. When I'm not at Aikens, I'm waiting for next season.
  6. The strangest thing I've ever eaten is compost with the birds.
  7. I look my best when I'm wearing nothing.
  8. If I could have one superpower, I would choose to be tanned.
  9. My most memorable fishing moment at Aikens is.. what’s fishing?